Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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