"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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