You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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