I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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