That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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