ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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