It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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