I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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