He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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