Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
