god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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