Little spoons don't ask big questions
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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