Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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