I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Define "chronic" masturbator.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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I don't deserve a penis
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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