I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
