I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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