Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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