That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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