I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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