After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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