Tell her she can't have a vagina
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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