thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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