And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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