soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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