She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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