Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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