I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
So many bounce houses so little time
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
