Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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