you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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