i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
They have beer where we have blood.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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