Cold hands, warm shart.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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