sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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