he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
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You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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