Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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