The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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