We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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