i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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