Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I lost the right to judge tonight
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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