id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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