Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm experimenting with sincerity
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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