you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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