ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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