i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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