im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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