I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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