super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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