I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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