there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
