Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Randomize
