Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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