he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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