omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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