we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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