Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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