I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
did i just pee glitter
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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